Okay, so that didn't go as planned huh? Still feeling okay, here at the blog, hoping maybe, just maybe this sweep will bring some incentive to upper management to at least make some semblance of change to this suddenly glacial like hockey team. Take it away fearless leader!
Ted Leonsis: 'The wheels fell off'
Well, that's not all that inspirational...
Washington Capitals owner Ted Leonsis says he understands that fans will "demand change" after the team was swept out of the playoffs, but he suggests the "best course of action" is to let a few days pass.
As leader of the Hutt's Ted will now return to his regular tasks of consuming large quantities of space varmint, training his latest underground monsters in soul consumption, developing new sets of chains for tying up bikini-clad princesses and working on his anti-jedi mind anti-tricking abilities...
But if changes will be made, coach Bruce Boudreau does not appear to be one of them.
How does this fat fuck manage to sneak by every damn year?!?
Capitals general manager George McPhee said Thursday he expects Boudreau to be back next season.
He expects?! He's the damn general manager! Shouldn't he, I dunno, KNOW? If not him, then who does? The fucking blogging hutt in charge?
Top-seeded Washington lost four straight against the fifth-seeded Tampa Bay Lightning in the Eastern Conference semifinals.
The Lightning won 5-3 in the Game 4 clincher Wednesday night in Tampa.
But McPhee said Thursday he doesn't "see major changes" coming.
So, we got blown out in 4 straight games against a freakin' division rival after talking all year about changing systems and gearing up for the playoffs and bringing in veterans and blah blah blah... After all that clusterfuck of a playoff Mcphee doesn't see major changes?!? What the hell has to happen for a change?! Alien fucking invasion?!
Asked about the possibility of switching coaches, McPhee replied: "Does it really change things in most cases?"
Yep, my brain just exploded. I think it hit the back wall of my shitty office cubicle. Yes, George, its obvious changing coaches NEVER changes things! Why, I didn't realize every other team basically has had the same coach since their inception! Wow, how had I not heard about that yet? If that was the case George, why oh why did you ever fire Butch 'don't call me sundance you mother fucker' Cassidy?!? The guy was pure gold! I once saw him shoot 82 in the team charity golf tournament!
It's the fourth season in a row that Alex Ovechkin and the Capitals lost to a lower-seeded team in the first or second round under Boudreau. His postseason record is 17-20.
NO CHANGES, nothing to see here folks, the coach does NOTHING for a team.
Leonsis wrote on his "Ted's Take" blog Thursday that everyone is accountable, "starting with me."
Wait does that mean we can fire the fat fuck owner?
Says Leonsis: "The wheels fell off for us. No doubt about that."
Thanks hutt for your gripping wheel summary. I wouldn't of known otherwise! Now please, put that fat fuck coach into frozen carbonite before its too damn late.
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