Ahhh yessss! Here we are folks! Yep, Canada day! Oh wait, sorry just watchin' the TSN feed (cough) I mean working! Hardy har har, so in between segments on Winnipeg, Vancouver, Toronto and Montreal updates, I will be posting like a crazy lucky cap fan I portend to be! Yes folks, here we go! First article, our sweet lovely columnist checks in yet again. Oh Katie, where art though??
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Washington Capitals owner Ted Leonsis went on his blog this week to talk about the team’s efforts to retool its lineup this offseason.
Well well, back to the blog huh? While running multiple sports franchises, a tri-galaxy drug kingpin, maintain the slave fields in the distant moon of Joirjegon, this man still manages to post often for us fans! Just amazing, the way the Hutts just keep those slimey noses to the grindstone!
“We want to keep some players. We want to sign some players,” Leonsis wrote, then added that fans should “not be surprised if you see some trades.”
Doesn't anyone want JaVale McGee?!?
“We want to change and improve,” he said.
And to remain consistent, and to give two year extensions to every broken down old fuck in uniform!
With free agency opening at noon Friday, General Manager George McPhee said he doesn’t expect Washington to act rashly
He uttered after pausing mid phrase for three hours!
and team officials have given no sign one way or the other about their plans.
Trust me, if any team official, WHATSOEVER, leaked any information to a most evil media, they would be hastened into the underground cave for a most grave of conclusion!
there has been plenty of talk about a potential shake-up that could include some of the “young guns” who have been mainstays in the Capitals’ lineup in recent seasons.
Don't disturb the young guns!
Before Brooks Laich signed a six-year contract extension worth $27 million Tuesday
Or... before our dumbass GM gave this douchebag a cap crippling contract to a guy who barely topped 15 fucking goals all last year getting top six minutes and pp time, yes lets sign him right to the moment his groin goes.
the veteran and dressing room leader said he sat down with management to discuss concerns he had about the team’s future and chemistry.
Oh shut up you stupid kiss ass, go change another tire you fucking boyscout.
"I think, this year, there’s got to be a lot more accountability among our players to each other, to the coaches,” Laich said.
Hello glass house, meet stone.
“It’s up to every single player — doesn’t matter how much you make, how long you’ve been here or what your name is — to practice as hard as they can, to practice as a team, to work as a team.”
So, in other words, OVECHKIN YOU SUCK ASS!
“I think it’s a pretty thin group,” McPhee said of this year’s free agents. “Somebody’s going to spend too much money on free agents, and I’m glad it’s not going to be us. We’re in pretty good shape at this point.”
GREAT SHAPE EVERYONE! Yup, you heard it here first, we are in good shape, I had no idea! So, the hutt says 'we want to change and improve' and his gm lackey says 'were in pretty good shape' I am so fuckin' confused right now.
When asked about the possibility of Varlamov leaving, though, McPhee said Washington was committed to its young netminders. “It’s either the three we have, or the two we have.”
'Or the six we have, or the thirteen we have, for you see any number you speak, I say we have it. Everything is perfect, I am a perfect GM, I will now pause for 20 minutes before continu...........ing this conversation. I have more knowledge in my left pinky finger, ringed of course, then the entire media sprawl. We have every goalie in the planet, so do not ask me about goalies, or players, or hockey teams in general.'
“There isn’t a right or wrong answer to how to develop and support young goaltenders,” NHL Network analyst Kevin Weekes said.
He later added, 'sheeeeeeeeeitttttttt, that ovechtickins dudee is the beeesttttt. daaaaaaaamnnnnn nigggaaaaaa that GMGM dude is one crazzzzyyyyyy mofo!
“The Capitals have seemed to face the question of will they bring in a veteran for a few years now — but they haven’t yet and are in a position most teams in the league envy.”
Yes, the entire league just weeps in our presence!
Capitals note: Washington bought out defenseman Tyler Sloan on Thursday, a move that will result in a salary cap hit of $233,333 each of the next two seasons.
GAHHHHHHH!!! NOOOOOO@!!!! How can that be just a mere footnote at the end of a long ass article?!?! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!!!! Oh Tyler, where for art though my sweet prince!!! First Flash, now TFS, I might as well close the blog. That's it everyone, pack it up, board the windows, kill the pig. This is our darkest day folks, please, I just can't take it anymore. Maybe I can be a ligtehining fan....
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