BB: Okay guys bring it in!
(They bring it in)
BB: Okay! First of all thanks everyone for mostly showing up this morning! I'm sure our trusty captain is off somewhere resting up for the big game...
BB: You guys are clearly showing the right levels of concentration and determination here. Now listen, I know we had some setbacks, lost a few games last month, couple guys not scoring much, but come on, don't hang your heads right? Don't feel soooo sad yeah? I mean, didn't we win the division the last three years?! Wasn't a certain highly talented leader and coach not recently named recipient of the Jack Adams? huh huh? Okay, that's what I thought. Listen, we're all superstars okay? I mean, shit, we just won the Winter Classic! Now that's something to be proud of!
(rest of the team grumbles)
BB: Okay I can see I'm not getting through to you guys today, how about a special guest? Fellas say hello to a good pal of mine here to give us a good pep talk:
EAGLE: HEYYYYY KIPHTHDS! HOPE YOUR HAVING A SUPER TIME!
MG52: Really, the fucking mascot?
EAGLE: WEEEEEEE I HAVE A GINANTT HEADDDD !!! HAHAHAHA
BB: Okay, mister eagle, please tell the team those inspirational words again.
EAGLE: EAGLE NO WORDSSSPTHTTT!
BB: No remember? You were giving me all kinds of great advice in the buffet line the other day! That A1 sauce sure was delic right eagle?! Ha ha!
MG52: (whispers to Schultzy) This guy is fucking losing it.
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